Waiver Issued to Norberto Rivera
Posted: 02-19-2011 06:35 AM
From the hub maintenance manager, "WHAT!!! Another busted nose strut!!! Don't tell me. I'll bet the pilot was ..... " (you can fill in the blank there) "That's the 4th in the last 6 months. At least he seems to be doing better, so I guess there's hope. No, wait. He was gone and not flying 4 of those 6 months."
"Hey, don't forget to have the cleaning crew spend a lot of extra time in that cockpit. You know the kind of food he always smuggles into the cockpit every time he flys. Here's a couple extra cans of air freshener, too."
Bert, in honor of your birthday, we're going to extend your maintenance cost sharing waiver another eleven months.
Also, in spite of our better judgment, the DFW crew is sending you some of our finest aged goat's milk. Please heed the warnings on the label - particularly #13 under the "DIRE WARNINGs" heading to NOT fly within 7 days of consuming the product.
HAPPY BeRTDAY, Bert!! Hope you enjoy your special day.
"Hey, don't forget to have the cleaning crew spend a lot of extra time in that cockpit. You know the kind of food he always smuggles into the cockpit every time he flys. Here's a couple extra cans of air freshener, too."
Bert, in honor of your birthday, we're going to extend your maintenance cost sharing waiver another eleven months.
Also, in spite of our better judgment, the DFW crew is sending you some of our finest aged goat's milk. Please heed the warnings on the label - particularly #13 under the "DIRE WARNINGs" heading to NOT fly within 7 days of consuming the product.
HAPPY BeRTDAY, Bert!! Hope you enjoy your special day.
