CEO Bash!
Posted: 10-26-2011 04:54 AM
No, no, no. Don't get the wrong idea here. With all the Occupy ... whatever going on, I don't want you to think there is some kind of protest going on, but we are planning a surprise birthday party this evening at 6pm for our illustrious CEO, Michael Blakely, at our KLAX hub office.
Arrange your flights today to divert to KLAX to be there in time for this big blowout (that's Michael blowing out all those candles). If you need a good excuse to divert all the way to KLAX (even with intermediate refueling stops), I don't think the "There were these flashing lights on this strange rotating sphere .... I think we were abducted by aliens" excuse has been used yet, so you could try that one.
Todd, you and Barry need to cook up some excuse to keep Michael there until 6pm. "Emergency web site fixes" or "we need to play a practical joke on Bert by miss-spelling his name on the site" would probably do.
Wayne, remember, you need to pickup Michael's family in the company limo, the '53 Studebaker Commander Starliner that the LAX Captain's Club is supposed to have waxed and cleaned out (those Captains ought to be good for something). Family is important to Mike, and we want to be sure they make it.
Remember, this is a FAMILY event, so some of you wilder types, like that retread Dahlquist character, need to keep yourselves in check.
Let's have a big turnout so we can show Michael how much we appreciate his outstanding and stable leadership of this organization - one big AAV family.
Seriously and all foolishness aside, thanks Michael for all the time devoted to us. I hope you get a lot of attention from your family today and know that your AAV family is wishing you the very best.
Happy Birthday!
Arrange your flights today to divert to KLAX to be there in time for this big blowout (that's Michael blowing out all those candles). If you need a good excuse to divert all the way to KLAX (even with intermediate refueling stops), I don't think the "There were these flashing lights on this strange rotating sphere .... I think we were abducted by aliens" excuse has been used yet, so you could try that one.
Todd, you and Barry need to cook up some excuse to keep Michael there until 6pm. "Emergency web site fixes" or "we need to play a practical joke on Bert by miss-spelling his name on the site" would probably do.
Wayne, remember, you need to pickup Michael's family in the company limo, the '53 Studebaker Commander Starliner that the LAX Captain's Club is supposed to have waxed and cleaned out (those Captains ought to be good for something). Family is important to Mike, and we want to be sure they make it.
Remember, this is a FAMILY event, so some of you wilder types, like that retread Dahlquist character, need to keep yourselves in check.
Let's have a big turnout so we can show Michael how much we appreciate his outstanding and stable leadership of this organization - one big AAV family.
Seriously and all foolishness aside, thanks Michael for all the time devoted to us. I hope you get a lot of attention from your family today and know that your AAV family is wishing you the very best.
Happy Birthday!