Tom Pletzke's Birthday
Posted: 05-02-2012 04:56 AM
Miami's going wild! Another Pletzke birthday. They all remember the bash last year. This year, the fire department, police, and all emergency responders have already had several drills. BUT ... they just THINK they're prepared.
Something has slipped from that tight lipped Miami crew. Last time I passed through Miami, I tried to get into the executive, one-man washroom - remember the old supply closet just off that huge office that good looking secretary has? Minds back on the exec wr. As I pull to go in, the door pulls back closed ... almost closed ... then I noticed the cardboard "Conference in progress" sign on the door. I could hear bits and snatches of whispers and giggles, but nothing really made sense until I heard someone say, "D*%m, I think the call dropped. Bert, can you still hear us?"
Then I knew something nefarious was up. Don't know the particulars, but, putting this recent incident in close proximity to Tom's birthday, and the frequent er drills, and, most of all, knowing the Miami crew, and the possible presence of Bert .... well, it doesn't take a genious to suspect something, right?
So, Tom, if you value your reputation, you might want to call in sick and spend a quiet birthday with family and really close friends. Which ever you choose, Tom, I hope you have a really great day!!
Happy Birthday.
Something has slipped from that tight lipped Miami crew. Last time I passed through Miami, I tried to get into the executive, one-man washroom - remember the old supply closet just off that huge office that good looking secretary has? Minds back on the exec wr. As I pull to go in, the door pulls back closed ... almost closed ... then I noticed the cardboard "Conference in progress" sign on the door. I could hear bits and snatches of whispers and giggles, but nothing really made sense until I heard someone say, "D*%m, I think the call dropped. Bert, can you still hear us?"
Then I knew something nefarious was up. Don't know the particulars, but, putting this recent incident in close proximity to Tom's birthday, and the frequent er drills, and, most of all, knowing the Miami crew, and the possible presence of Bert .... well, it doesn't take a genious to suspect something, right?
So, Tom, if you value your reputation, you might want to call in sick and spend a quiet birthday with family and really close friends. Which ever you choose, Tom, I hope you have a really great day!!
Happy Birthday.
