American Airlines Virtual

Today is Ronald's birthday, and although AAV management declined to let everyone off in honor of this event, it has allowed Ronald a day off - Feb 29, 2013 - BUT (as usual there's a "BUT") he has to work a double day the day after the day off.** Since you can't fly a double day, the company is requesting you put in the extra time with a little touchy feely camaraderie with the baggage handler crew in Chicago.

My suggestion, Ronald, is that you celebrate your birthday today and not wait for this promised "day off". Happy Birthday!!


** Will leave the proof of the theorem to you but I suggest the day after a nonexistent day is also nonexistent?? Would the day BEFORE a nonexistent day also be nonexistent ... or would it be everyday? This is paraphrased from the forthcoming management program that proclaims "A Busy mind is a mind not at rest." I'm sure you're looking forward to that as am I.

Happy birthday Ron. Hope it was a great day for you.

Happy birthday Ron. Thanks for helping us out with our marketing and hope you were able to market yourself into a day of rest (or whatever you wanted).

Ron,
Hang in there...I know you will be able to work through those issues eventually, it's only a matter of time. Just keep plugging away...