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Senior Captain Schoening Birthday

Posted: 01-09-2015 05:15 AM
by Harold Henderson
Flight crew is prepped for Ronald Shoening's birthday today. Clowns and AAV music director have worked with them and have signed off that they are qualified for another HB2Y and slapstick gag evolution on today's flight. These always get high passenger satisfaction marks.

So, with AAV going to all this trouble on your behalf, you'd better enjoy yourself today, Ronald!

Have a very happy birthday!


p.s. - As you may surmise from this official AAV communication, your request for a non-flying day was disapproved. Think how disappointed your flight crew (and passengers) would be after putting in extra time (on their own nickel) to help celebrate your birthday.