Happy birthday, KDFW Boss
Posted: 07-09-2016 04:49 AM
Today is my boss (KDFW hub manager) Wayne Szot's birthday!
Fly into KDFW this weekend and help celebrate. We have an aged bottle of DFW's finest, home reared, fermented goat's milk freshly brought out from the secret hiding place. Please heed the notice on the 1 jigger limit else you'll have to lay over in DFW for a week for observation.
Wayne, hope you have a great day surrounded by those you love.
p.s. It would seem the three jiggers you drank yesterday would ground you for two weeks ... but you're the boss. I heard the new contractor providing the refurb'd air sickness bags has an extra supply on hand, so if you insist on flying Sunday, we can get extra for your "meat tube" (as you call the passenger compartment). We've put out the call to see if Bert's available to co-pilot. He's used to flying on the edge.
Fly into KDFW this weekend and help celebrate. We have an aged bottle of DFW's finest, home reared, fermented goat's milk freshly brought out from the secret hiding place. Please heed the notice on the 1 jigger limit else you'll have to lay over in DFW for a week for observation.
Wayne, hope you have a great day surrounded by those you love.
p.s. It would seem the three jiggers you drank yesterday would ground you for two weeks ... but you're the boss. I heard the new contractor providing the refurb'd air sickness bags has an extra supply on hand, so if you insist on flying Sunday, we can get extra for your "meat tube" (as you call the passenger compartment). We've put out the call to see if Bert's available to co-pilot. He's used to flying on the edge.
I even forgot it was my birthday until my family reminded me.
