Almost-Old Man Passed Over
Posted: 01-28-2017 12:26 PM
I missed happy birthday wishes to an almost-old man - Robert Shepherd. It was such a shock to see how close he's getting to crossing that old-age threshold!!!
Robert, I hope you had a great birthday that you can look back on wistfully when you really get as ancient as Ted. They say it's all downhill from there and that's nice and true ... but there's something they don't tell you. Just as you get going you have to pull up every few steps to WD-40 creaking components of the drive train! Then there's the occasional parts replacement, too.
I hope this sad forecast doesn't spoil the joyous atmosphere ... and you should be able to safely ignore this ... for another year or two.
Robert, I hope you had a great birthday that you can look back on wistfully when you really get as ancient as Ted. They say it's all downhill from there and that's nice and true ... but there's something they don't tell you. Just as you get going you have to pull up every few steps to WD-40 creaking components of the drive train! Then there's the occasional parts replacement, too.
I hope this sad forecast doesn't spoil the joyous atmosphere ... and you should be able to safely ignore this ... for another year or two.