Jerry/Simon Birthdays

[Harold Henderson]

Today is a special day in the lives of Jerry Swalling and Simon Assal. It is the day many (we hope) will greet them with things like:

"Oh, it's your birthday, Jerry, you have aged like a fine wine."
"Simon, you don't look a day over 32."
"You're how old, Jerry? Melissa, get the door for him!"
"Well, Simon, too bad you're not old enough to have a really good excuse, like Jerry, to claim to have forgotten all the things you do today when you fall out of bed in the morning."

or maybe you'll get a lot of "Happy Birthdays" from family and friends, like those here at AAV.


Happy Birthday, guys! Oh, and don't do anything Wayne wouldn't do ... and there's not much he hasn't.

[Todd Meek]

Happy birthday gentlemen. Sorry it's late but better than never.