Youngsters Have Birthdays, Too

[Harold Henderson]

After all these ancient and decrepit folks having birthdays, I'm at a loss for words as to what to say for a youngster like Brad Davis' birthday. Now, I can imagine being as old as Rick, and, in the dim recesses of my mind there is an occasional bright glimmer of memory in my 40's like old Rob, but 30's?

I suppose one could prove from my age that I had to pass through that decade to get to where I am using calculus/differential equations, but those are very dim memories. Maybe the proof needs to be presented in trigonometry .... no, geometry .... hmmm, maybe algebra. Well, truth be told, matchsticks (a big box, not a book) and fingers and toes would probably be best.

I know this is sort of rambling, Brad, but I just wanted to give you a peek at the ravages of age so you would be much more overjoyed at having a birthday in your 30s. So now that I have succeeded in making you happier, you can truly have a very Happy Happy Birthday!