As promised, here's the rundown of my flight into Innsbruck. The equipment is the Captain Sim Boeing 707-320B ADV departing from Rome's Fiumicino International Airport. We're flying this offline so as not to embarrass ourselves in public if things go wrong and also because I don't recall ever having landed in Innsbruck at night... but mostly not to embarrass ourselves in public. No practice runs, just plan the route, figure out the fuel and let's go. The departure is set at dusk in order to facilitate the nighttime arrival but ensuring that people are still up to summon emergency services to the field just in case. For this adventure I am accompanied by Otto, Mr. Dahlquist's trusted partner in crime. I was given a warm and smelly welcome into the cockpit where I could immediately recognize the bag of my favorite burritos lying on the center console now devoid of its contents...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
After running through the checklists and poking the squirrels to turn the engines I get on the PA to welcome some friends aboard and brief the rest of the crew on our weather and time of flight. Midway through "welcome aboard" Otto starts to belt out a Rodney Carrington song that I can't repeat in this family-friendly forum...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
As you can see I was feeling a bit nostalgic, hence the Pan Am colors. Otto now bears a sizeable knot on his forehead. I never realized that such a small clipboard could leave that big of a mark, but oh well, onward and upward we must go...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
Otto has now developed some form of PTSD as every time I go to flip a page on my clipboard he wants to jump out the window. We somehow make it through the takeoff checks and head on out...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
There's not a lot of activity going on right now, which was great as we were numero uno for departure...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
I've done a few flights in this airplane, but not too many and not too often. I had forgotten the amount of pollution this thing leaves in its wake but it looks friggen cool and sounds even better
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
I have to admit, it took me about a half hour of studying those Italian departure charts, but I finally figured out a suitable DP... that made me fly a counterclockwise loop around the airport enroute to my first enroute fix.
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
As you can see it's not taking very long for darkness to arrive and we have some afternoon thunderstorms and lightning activity below us as well...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
Once we reach cruise altitude I had an opportunity to calm down and I apologized to Otto for the welt on his forehead. He accepted the apology and later murmured something under his breath...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
I gather all my arrival charts and get one last look at the weather in Innsbruck, we have some cloud cover down to about 3000 feet but at least it's not raining and the winds are only about 8 knots. I will admit that my big snafu on this flight was overshooting the transition for the STAR as I was trying to calculate our descent. I didn't want to chance it in the valleys in case we couldn't pick up a beacon so a couple of successive 180's put us back on track after burning through about 15 extra minutes of our reserves. I'm not sure if it was the airplane or that he actual nav beacons are just that bad, but I was having some issues trying to get the RDI's to show me which way to turn. THIS did not help my situation much...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
North and then east over the airport, then a 180 back to the west and terrain is starting to creep up FAST!
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
Little pesky patches of clouds are interrupting our lizard count...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
By this time Otto is curled up into the fetal position on the right hand side sucking his thumb. I keep shaking my head and saying out loud "I KNOW there's an airport out here somewhere!".
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
By now the needles are telling us that we're close. We're going down the checklist and by now she's all set up for landing. By the way there were 896 and a half lizards plainly visible from the left side of the aircraft... and now I see drops on the windshield
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
Otto has calmed down now. He has promised to buy the first round if we don't die...
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Norberto "Bert" Rivera
AAV476
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
"I'm not a real pilot, but I play one on VATSIM"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer"
Current bid theme: Random Airbus Bid
Check out my aircraft pics on Flightaware.
and also because I don't recall ever having landed in Innsbruck at night... but mostly not to embarrass ourselves in public. 
No practice runs, just plan the route, figure out the fuel and let's go. The departure is set at dusk in order to facilitate the nighttime arrival but ensuring that people are still up to summon emergency services to the field just in case. For this adventure I am accompanied by Otto, Mr. Dahlquist's trusted partner in crime. I was given a warm and smelly welcome into the cockpit where I could immediately recognize the bag of my favorite burritos lying on the center console now devoid of its contents...
